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I found this in my spam filter:
From: "Lin Hua" 
Subject: Safe Sex Shell + Condom = Total Protection
X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 2.63 (2004-01-11) on blade4
X-Spam-Level: ********
X-Spam-Status: hits=8.6 tests=FAKE_HELO_MSN,FORGED_MUA_OUTLOOK,
	FROM_ENDS_IN_NUMS,NO_RDNS_DOTCOM_HELO,RCVD_FAKE_HELO_DOTCOM 
	version=2.63

Safe Sex Shell + Condom = Total Protection

The Safe Sex Shell is a circular plastic shell with a protrusive hole on the
center.

This product is to be used in combination with a condom. The protrusion
wraps around the mouth of the condom, holding securely
in place, thereby reducing the likelihood of it falling off.

Whereas condoms only cover parts of the penis from contact with body fluids,
the shell joins together with the condom to
protect the entire penis and surrounding areas, further eliminating the risk
of contagion. The protrusion also produces a
tension around the penis, reducing the blood flow and increasing the
duration of erection.

The small protrusions around the center protrusion touch the female, let her
feel more happy.

The Safe Sex Shell is invented by Mr. Lin Hua and got patent. Mr. Lin Hua
wishes to cooperate with you to promote the product
to world. If you are interested in the product, you can contact
xxxxxxxx@public.guangzhou.gd.cn, or my mobile: +86-xxxxxxxxxxxx
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On February 23rd, 2004 12:05 am (UTC), reddragdiva commented:
Your mission: to write the man page for sssh.
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