Now is the time to try something new.
Except for when I called it up just now, when it was:
Now is the time to try something new ...in bed.
Which probably means that they have their site randomly append "...in bed" to fortunes from time to time. I wonder if it also appends "...in your pants", or ", prison-style" or any other comedic suffixes.
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