Today's Orkut fortune cookie was
Now is the time to try something new.
Except for when I called it up just now, when it was:
Now is the time to try something new ...in bed.
Which probably means that they have their site randomly append "...in bed" to fortunes from time to time. I wonder if it also appends "...in your pants", or ", prison-style" or any other comedic suffixes.
I have an interesting anecdote about being out and about while almost completely convinced I had no pants on, so reading this the other day gave me the giggles.
"The best prophet of the future is the past ...without any pants on."
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