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07:30 pm
4/1/04

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kineticfactory

Today's Orkut fortune cookie was

Now is the time to try something new.

Except for when I called it up just now, when it was:

Now is the time to try something new ...in bed.

Which probably means that they have their site randomly append "...in bed" to fortunes from time to time. I wonder if it also appends "...in your pants", or ", prison-style" or any other comedic suffixes.

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On March 31st, 2004 11:06 pm (UTC),

caycos commented:

mine says..

You will do well to expand your business ...in bed

I suspect they're being all April Fools

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On April 1st, 2004 01:21 pm (UTC),

b0rken commented:

pants

I have an interesting anecdote about being out and about while almost completely convinced I had no pants on, so reading this the other day gave me the giggles.

"The best prophet of the future is the past ...without any pants on."

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