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This just arrived in the mail:

HELLO BUYER?

WE ARE AMERICAN CLUB BASED IN PHILPPINES,WE ARE EXPOTER OF COCAINE I.E WE SELL COCAINE TO ANY OF OUR INTERESTED CUSTOMERS AROUND THE GLOBE.IF YOU ARE INTRESETED TO ORDER THE PRODUCT PLEASE KINDLY CONTACT OUR SHIPPING AGENT FOR YOUR DELIVERY.WE WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU WANT THE PRODUCT TO BE DELIEVER TO YOU,THOUGH WE HAVE OUR OWN METHODS OF DELIVERY.AFTER YOUR ORDER THIS HOW WE GET THE PRODUCT ACROSS TO YOU BY OUR COURIER; NOTE IF YOU WANT THE PRODUCT TO BE DELIEVER TO YOU AT HOME WE DO ALSO IF YOU WANT THE PRODUCT TO BE DELIEVER TO YOU AT THE AIRPORT WE DO.THOSE ARE THE TWO METHODS BUT IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SUGESTION THAT YOU WANT THE PRODUCT TO BE DELIEVER TO YOU,YOU ARE FREE TO TELL US.HERE IS THE AMOUNT FOR THE PRODUCT,THE COCAINE IS JUST 5KG IN A SMALL BAG PLEASE NOTE THERE IS NO RETAIL. THE AMOUNT FOR THE PRODUCT IS;
$5000.00[USD] YOU WILL HAVE TO DEPOSIT $1500.00[USD] THEN CONTACT OUR SHIPPING AGENT,FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE SHIPPING/ DELIEVERY; MS.______ ____[__________@_____.com]

BEST REGARDS

MR. DON LUCAS[MD].
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On May 25th, 2009 10:13 am (UTC), gths commented:
I'M NOT A BELIEVER THAT THEY WILL DELIEVER
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On May 25th, 2009 06:08 pm (UTC), substitute commented:
5 kg? I sure as hell hope they have their own method of delivery!
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On May 26th, 2009 08:22 pm (UTC), bluestate commented:
That would look a lot better if they got rid of the full stops and instead used the word "STOP".
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On June 4th, 2009 05:17 pm (UTC), the_olo commented:
My favourite
LOL! :)

And here's my personal favourite:

From: Justice Umaru Abdullahi <hjua049@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Apr 27, 2009 at 2:01 AM
Subject: Some fraudsters that scammed you has been caught and some of
your money recovered.
To: hjua049@gmail.com


Dear fraud victim,


This is to inform you that four of the fraud syndicate that defrauded
you has been caught although six escaped . These men used fake
identities and documents to scam innocent victims. They confessed that
they use tricks of Contract, Inheritance, Lottery and all other manner
of payment tricks to lure and defraud their victims. They were caught
in attempt to defraud one British. During prosecution, they pleaded
for a lower jail term and the court agreed to grant them lower jail
terms  if only they would confess their victims so that the court
could pay their victims reparations from the loot recovered from them.
The court recovered expensive cars, jewelries, houses, stock and
shares including some cash deposits in their bank accounts.


The court has sold all these properties confiscated from these
syndicate to realize enough money for reparation payment to their
victims. The four are currently serving eight years jail term each. I
am contacting you based on the confessional testimony of the
fraudsters  that you were among their victims so if you have lost
money to fraudsters in the past, please do let me know how much you
lost, your contact phone number and address so that we can refund your
lost immediately from the recovered sums.


Please do not be deceived by the bogus claims of money in Nigeria or
any other place in Africa because Africa is a very poor continent with
greater percentage of its population very poor. Please spread this
news to your friends and relative that there is no such bogus money in
Africa as claimed by fraudsters so that innocent people won‘t fall
victim of fraud especially in this time of economic recession.


If you are not the person they defrauded please disregard this mail as
it was sent to you based on confessional statement and information
provided by the jailed fraudsters.  I am aware that the six escaped
fraudsters will still be communicating you from clandestine locations.
Please if you receive any mail from them, don’t reply from henceforth.
If you need further clarifications, call me directly on +2348074037620
or email (user080375@gmail.com) for clarifications.



Yours faithfully,
Honorable Justice Umaru Abdullahi
(President, Court of Appeal  Nigeria & Chairman, Crusade for a better Africa)
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