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Seen in my spam trap recently:

  • Two emails: one from a "han@iosphere.net" with the subject "27 mens and 45 womans die from AIW"; another from "hansatulshi@msn.com" with the subject "05 mens and 47 womans die from AIW". A cursory look at the contents suggests it's another Viagra or penis-enlargement spam. From this, it can be concluded that AIW is some sort of fatal dissatisfaction with one's sex life.

  • Another sexual-enhancement spam with the subject "DRILL HER LIKE AN OIL WELL!!!". Which seems to say something about American triumphalism or the sexual dimension of car culture or something like that. I'm not quite sure what it implies, but it sounds ugly.

Current Music:
Stereolab - Outer Accelerator
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On February 8th, 2004 04:57 pm (UTC), fact244 commented:
oil well... oh dear... *chuckles*

still, it's not as bad as "LIFT MONSTER TRUCKS WITH YOUR ENORMOUS ".
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On February 8th, 2004 05:19 pm (UTC), mrsmalkav commented:
like an *oil well*??

yikes.

i've been wondering about the 'pile driving' thing lately... ew.
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On February 8th, 2004 05:50 pm (UTC), scopo commented:
i get ones like 'knock her down with your tree-sized ...'
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On February 11th, 2004 01:50 am (UTC), b0rken commented:
Reminds me of those VB ads
... with grimy roustabouts helping insert a spinning drill bit down the well mouth.

So my brain wacky-parsed "DRILL HER LIKE AN OIL WELL" into 'with four guys in overalls helping you stick it in'.
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